Quotable Notables. . . .

Or, the things that we DON'T say. :-D I've made the mistake of saying all of these, or I know someone who has. Most of them, I've made the mistake myself. I usually only make it once. :-D

1.) "No."
2.) "HELL No."
3.) "What the hell?"
4.) "You can't make me."
5.) "Who died and made you God?"
6.) "What crawled up your butt and died?" (My EC guy was being REALLY pissy, and I snapped this off, as I was NOT having a good day.)
7.) Steven: "I want you to do blah blah blah."
Me: "Well, we all want things. Currently, I want to get up."
8.) So my East Coast guy told me NOT to head out, and I kinda have a strong will. I was at his house, and it was raining to beat the BAND. I took off on foot, and a couple hours later I came back and, believe or not, after twoish hours in the rain, I was a little wet. I walk in the door, and he's standing at the top of the stairs. "You're wet. Why?" I looked him dead in the eye and informed him that, "I thought learning to walk on water was a valuable life skill." Apparently, he did not.
9.) "It's a spanking, not a scalping. Chill out."
10.) Steven: "I don't like your attitude."
Me. : "I don't like yours!"
11.) EC: "You have an attitude problem."
Me: "I do NOT have an attitude problem. You have a PERCEPTION problem!"
12.) "Like hell I am."
13.) EC: "Move your hands."
Friend: "You move YOURS!" (He did. . . . rapidly.)
14.)Me: "Yes."
EC: "Yes, what?"
Me: "Yes, what?"
EC: "Yes, SIR."
Me: "You don't have to call me sir."
15.) "Let's agree to respect each others opinions no matter how wrong yours may be."
16.) "Do I look like I care?"
17.) Steven: "I need you to. . . ."
Me: "We all have desires."
18.) EC: "I'm goin' to get a paddle."
Me: "What's to say I'll be sitting here when you get back?"
19.) Mr. M. "Count 'em off."
Me: "One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, SEVENNNNNN. . . ." (That was the snarkiest 7 I think I've ever said. . . . He started over. *sigh*)
20.) Jess and I : "I'm a vomit breathing dragon!" (Haha. . . .happy tails chat joke!) We got in SO much trouble over that dragon. . . . I whispered it to Jess right before she was supposed to be paddled, and SD came out at the moment she was doubled over, laughing. He thought we were laughing about the SPANKING, or about HIM. Well, Jess got through her paddling, and I stood up to take mine. . . . and as I bent over, I busted out laughing because I saw Jess out of the corner of my eye. That dragon has gotten us in SO much trouble. . . . but it's got us through so much, as well. Damn dragon.
21.) EC as he ends the spanking: "Did you learn anything?"
Me: "Don't get caught."
22.) "I don't care."
23.) "Fuck you." ( Don't EVER snap that one off! EVER! Word to the wise. . . .)
24.) "Didn't hurt."
25.) "You done yet?"
26.) "Is that all you got?"
27.) "WHAT!?!?!?"
28.) "I run faster than you do."
29.) "I'd like to see you try THAT."
30.) "Good luck."
31.) "You can't hurt me."
32.) "Hmpf. I win."
33.) "Whatever."
34.) "This hurts me worse than it hurts you."
"Really? Let's talk about that. Bend over."
35.) "What did you THINK I thought you were gonna do? Tickle us with a feather?!?!" ( This was the point at which Jess and I were going to see SD over the Refuge scare. We KNEW we were in for a thorough spanking, and he found fit to TELL us that. This was Jess' response.)

So, needless to say, my mouth gets me in a lot of trouble. However, some times, it's just worth it. :-D